Best 'Out of Office' Automatic E-mail Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will
reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for
my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am
out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have
received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having
my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our
management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the e-mails you send me until
I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will
be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been
charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each
additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection.
Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your
computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that
when you return, you can see who did this over and over
and over....)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added
to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.
Please wait by your PC for my response.

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