3 Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her
   that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD... He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman..
   Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
   Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest..
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them..
   Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
  Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
  Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
  Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life..
   If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

     Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
     Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

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