Talking Frog

A guy in Virginia is 76 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
again,'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'   Pick me up and kiss me............... and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your beautiful bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
The frog said, 'What.................... are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said KISS me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
The man opened his pocket, looked down at the frog and said,

'"Nah, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."' !!!