1@ Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.
2@ Thinking your love with tears.
3@ Looking old photos & smiling.
4@ A sweet & emotional chat with loved ones
5@ Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
6@ Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7@ 1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.
8@ The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Dedicated to all happily married couples
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th
Marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for
Not having a single conflict in their 25 years of marriage.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find
out the secret of their well known 'blissful marriage'.
Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make
This possible?'
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:
'We had been to Shimla for our honeymoon. Having decided to go
Horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My
horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding
Seemed to be a little wild.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife
Topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she
Patted the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'.
Again she climbed on the horse and continued with the ride.
After a while, it happened again. This time again she calmly
Said, 'This is your second time' and continued.
When the horse
dropped her the third time, she silently took out the revolver
From the purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed
The poor animal. Are you crazy?'
She gave a silent look and said softly :
'This is your first time.'
And we lived happily together since then.
Marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for
Not having a single conflict in their 25 years of marriage.
Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find
out the secret of their well known 'blissful marriage'.
Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make
This possible?'
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:
'We had been to Shimla for our honeymoon. Having decided to go
Horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My
horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding
Seemed to be a little wild.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife
Topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she
Patted the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'.
Again she climbed on the horse and continued with the ride.
After a while, it happened again. This time again she calmly
Said, 'This is your second time' and continued.
When the horse
dropped her the third time, she silently took out the revolver
From the purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed
The poor animal. Are you crazy?'
She gave a silent look and said softly :
'This is your first time.'
And we lived happily together since then.
When you love someone, let them know
A true story,.......
One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office.
Apparently, they are there to file a divorce.
Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story....
This couple had been quarreling all their 40 over yrs of marriage nothing ever seems to go right.
They hang on because of their children, afraid that it might affect their up-bringing. Now, all their children have already grown up, have their own family, there's nothing else the old couple have to worry about, all they wanted is to lead their own life free from all these years of unhappiness from their marriage, so both agree on a divorce....
Lawyer was having a hard time trying to get the papers done, because he felt that after 40 yrs of marriage at the age of 70, he couldnt understand why the old couple would still want a divorce..
While they were signing the papers, the wife told the husband..
"I really love u, but i really cant carry on anymore, I'm sorry.."
"Its o.k, i understand.." said the husband. Lookin at this, the lawyer suggested a dinner together, just 3 of them,wife thought, why not, since they are still gonna be friends..
At the dining table, there was a silence of awkardness.
The first dish was roasted chicken, immediately, the old man took the drumstick for the old lady.."take this, its your favourite.."
Looking at this, the lawyer thought maybe theres still a chance, but the wife was frowning when she answer.."
This is always the problem, you always think so highly of yourself, never thought about how I feel, dont you know that i hate drumsticks?"
Little did she know that, over the years, the husband have been trying all ways to please her, little did she know that drumsticks was the husband's favourite. Little did he know that she never thought he understand her at all, little did he know that she hates drummsticks even though all he wants is the best for her.
That night, both of them couldnt sleep, toss and turn, toss and turn...after hours, the old man couldnt take it anymore, he knows that he still loves her, and he cant carry on life without her, he wants her back, he wants to tell her, he is sorry, he wanted to tell her "i love you"...
He picks up the phone, starting dialing her number....ringing never stops..he never stop dialing....
On the other side, she was sad, she couldn’t understand how come after all these years, he still doesnt understand her at all, she loves him a lot, but she just cant take it anymore....phone's ringing, she refuses to answer knowing that its him..."whats the point of talking now that its over...i have ask for it and now i wanna keep it this way, if not i will lose face.."she thought...still ringing...she have decided to pull out the cord...
Little did she remember, he have heart problems...
The next day, she received news that he had passed away...she rushed down to his apartment, saw his body, lying on the couch still holding on to the phone...he had a heart attack when he was still trying to get through her phone line....
As sad as she could be...she will have to clear his belongings...when she was looking thru the drawers, she saw this insurance policy, dated from the day they got married, with the beneficiary being her... And together in those file, there was this note...
"To my dearest wife, by the time you're reading this, I'm sure I'm no longer around, I bought this policy for you, though the amount is only $100k, I hope it will be able to help me continue my promise that i have made when we got married, I might not be around anymore, I want this amount of money to continue taking care of you, just like the way I will if I could have live longer. I want you to know Iwill always be around, by your side... I love you"
Tears flowed like river......
"When you love someone, let them know... You never know what will happen the next minute.... Learn to build a life together.. Learn to love each other. For who they are.. not what they are..."
One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office.
Apparently, they are there to file a divorce.
Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story....
This couple had been quarreling all their 40 over yrs of marriage nothing ever seems to go right.
They hang on because of their children, afraid that it might affect their up-bringing. Now, all their children have already grown up, have their own family, there's nothing else the old couple have to worry about, all they wanted is to lead their own life free from all these years of unhappiness from their marriage, so both agree on a divorce....
Lawyer was having a hard time trying to get the papers done, because he felt that after 40 yrs of marriage at the age of 70, he couldnt understand why the old couple would still want a divorce..
While they were signing the papers, the wife told the husband..
"I really love u, but i really cant carry on anymore, I'm sorry.."
"Its o.k, i understand.." said the husband. Lookin at this, the lawyer suggested a dinner together, just 3 of them,wife thought, why not, since they are still gonna be friends..
At the dining table, there was a silence of awkardness.
The first dish was roasted chicken, immediately, the old man took the drumstick for the old lady.."take this, its your favourite.."
Looking at this, the lawyer thought maybe theres still a chance, but the wife was frowning when she answer.."
This is always the problem, you always think so highly of yourself, never thought about how I feel, dont you know that i hate drumsticks?"
Little did she know that, over the years, the husband have been trying all ways to please her, little did she know that drumsticks was the husband's favourite. Little did he know that she never thought he understand her at all, little did he know that she hates drummsticks even though all he wants is the best for her.
That night, both of them couldnt sleep, toss and turn, toss and turn...after hours, the old man couldnt take it anymore, he knows that he still loves her, and he cant carry on life without her, he wants her back, he wants to tell her, he is sorry, he wanted to tell her "i love you"...
He picks up the phone, starting dialing her number....ringing never stops..he never stop dialing....
On the other side, she was sad, she couldn’t understand how come after all these years, he still doesnt understand her at all, she loves him a lot, but she just cant take it anymore....phone's ringing, she refuses to answer knowing that its him..."whats the point of talking now that its over...i have ask for it and now i wanna keep it this way, if not i will lose face.."she thought...still ringing...she have decided to pull out the cord...
Little did she remember, he have heart problems...
The next day, she received news that he had passed away...she rushed down to his apartment, saw his body, lying on the couch still holding on to the phone...he had a heart attack when he was still trying to get through her phone line....
As sad as she could be...she will have to clear his belongings...when she was looking thru the drawers, she saw this insurance policy, dated from the day they got married, with the beneficiary being her... And together in those file, there was this note...
"To my dearest wife, by the time you're reading this, I'm sure I'm no longer around, I bought this policy for you, though the amount is only $100k, I hope it will be able to help me continue my promise that i have made when we got married, I might not be around anymore, I want this amount of money to continue taking care of you, just like the way I will if I could have live longer. I want you to know Iwill always be around, by your side... I love you"
Tears flowed like river......
"When you love someone, let them know... You never know what will happen the next minute.... Learn to build a life together.. Learn to love each other. For who they are.. not what they are..."
Priceless Words (Hilarious) - Especially for you, Guyz!!
PRICELESS WORDS
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral : Self-induced hangover - $400.00
Broken crockery - $800.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS"
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral : Self-induced hangover - $400.00
Broken crockery - $800.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS"
Rhyme ----toooo good...hahahahahahaha
A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming:
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot:
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss:
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other:
that is until I met your sister.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you:
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace:
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes :
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away:
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell:
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming:
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot:
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss:
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other:
that is until I met your sister.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you:
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace:
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes :
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away:
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell:
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
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